my weight loss regimen

Step 1: Be pregnant and nauseated 90% of the day.

Step 2: Have 2 active toddlers to chase.

Step 3: Allow those toddlers to wake up ridiculously early. (I find around 6:00 works best.)

Step 4: Have your 2-year-old son tell you he needs to poop only to discover that he already did in his underpants.

Step 5: Clean up diarrhea underpants mess.

Step 6: Vomit profusely.

Feel free to try this at home! It works like a charm for me! (Actually, the first 2 or 3 steps are all I really need most days.)